If there any things that are as predictable as ‘Death and Taxes’, it is the complete idiocy of Donald Trump. From his ridiculous hair, his cherubic pert little mouth, snake eyes and an ego bigger than any of his buildings, this man is the embodiment of a mean, greedy Plutocratic publicity whore. A bully who made his name firing people on TV, after he nearly lost his crumbling empire through mismanagement and greed, losing over $2 billion.

“The Donald” is probably a more derisory name than ‘Dick’ – and we’ve already had one of those. Just take his insane, illogical, idiotic ‘Birther’ stance as a very public example. And even though President Obama completely annihilated him in a Press Club speech the night Osama bin Laden was killed, “The Donald” still thinks that the ‘Birther’ argument has legs. Here is a man who has enough money to pay people to say anything he wants them to say, and who appeals to the lowest common denominator in society, and for some reason there are Republicans who actually agree with him. They being the ‘God and Gun Club’ (for more on them read my book  AN UNQUIET AMERICAN)

But “The Donald” does have one redeeming feature. He makes us all realise that we are so much smarter than he is. Granted he can build tall buildings, but there’s nothing like taking over the family business to help you get started.

Now we are expected to look forward to his “October Surprise” announcement, some time today, as if he is the King Maker anointing the next President with his nonsensical paranoia. Oh joy.

OMG maybe he fired himself.

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